Tuesday, March 24, 2009

5 Beverages

Okay it's day 5, and you have now exhausted your supplies of beverages saved from the wreckage and gotten officially sick of the taste of water--but that doesn't mean you don't need to drink. So, what do you do? Well, like many of your problems on this island, thirst can be at least partly solved by allowing yourself to go a little crazy. So, you head down to the ocean, fill up a couple of coconut shells with salt water, and then begin to filter them into your freshwater supply. The results are about what you would expect: you're going just insane enough to believe you're drinking whatever you want, and although this satisfaction comes at the expense of a significant portion of your brain, it's toootally worth it. So, my question for you is: if you were hallucinating on a desert island while drinking polluted water, what five beverages would you most wish you were ingesting?

The short version: what are your five favorite desert island drinks?

6 comments:

  1. 1 Orange Hi C, sippy cartons
    2 Coke w/ crushed ice in a Tervis
    3 Sweet Tea w/lemon,Chick-a-filet
    4 Coffee, Jamaican w/sweet-n-low & half/half
    5 Minute Maid lemonade in the carton, no cans or bottles

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  2. 1. Strawberry Limeade Slush from Sonic
    2. Strawberry and banana smoothie
    3. Strawberry milkshake
    4. OJ: Tropicana(no pulp, low acid)
    5. Chocolate milk (the kind you buy, not the kind you make yourself)

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  3. 1. Jones Soda (preferably a boatload of the variety pack with Green Apple, Berry Lemonadeade, Cream Soda, M. F. Grape, and Fufu Berry) This is the best stuff on earth.

    2. Simply Apple - best apple juice ever.

    3. Beacon Tea.

    4. Capri Sun (whatever flavor).

    5. Mexican Coca-Cola in the glass bottle.

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  4. 1. Black Coffee
    2. Apple Juice (generic)
    3. Bacon
    4. Dr. Pepper
    5. Sgt. Pepper's

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  5. 1. Coffee w/sugar and some half and half until it's a light khaki color.

    2. The diet lemonade from Chik-a-fila

    3. Coke, in those little glass bottles

    4. Mom's sweet tea-it's like hummingbird food it's so sweet

    5. Tullamore Dew--the finest Irish whiskey. It's like drinking the sun.

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  6. Gotta go with Graham (Conversely) this week. The thought of drinking bacon...I thought I had lived a full life until now...

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